To Much Dbz
You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When...You've probably seen
tons of sections like these before, but if you haven't let me explain. This section is dedicated to DBZ Humor,and the name
explains the rest.Below are a list of things you would do if "you watch too much DBZ" but unlike most sites, all of ours are
original or have been sent in from fans.If you want your own little jokes like these to show up here, check out the Contacts
page and email us your favorites.Remember try and be original No one likes an overused joke Ok,enjoy!
You know you watch too much Dragonball Z when...
1.-You set yourself on fire and yell "Kaioken!"
in an attempt to use the Kaioken, and emideatly get burned to death.
2.-You buy 7 large
marbles and try to summon Shenlong, the Eternal Dragon.
3.you name your kids after Dragonball Z Characters
4. -You exercise with tons of weights on your body and tell all your friends
that you're trying to turn into a Super Saiyajin.
5.-You and all of your friends believe that the school bully
is Frieza.
6.-After getting beat up by the school bully,you tell your
friends to just wish you back with the Dragonballs.
7.-You tear a pair of glasses in half,paint it green,tape it
to one side of an earmuff and wear it over your ear as you walk down the street laughing and pointing at everyone as if they
had low power levels.
8.-When you play Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64 you chase
down your friends in Multiplayer saying "I'm coming to get you,Kakarot!"(this one I actually did ^_^).
9.-You tell everyone you know that you have a tail and you've
had it since birth.
10.-When you goto the gym at school you ask the teacher where
the Gravitron is.
11.-You buy a 10 lb. bag of Jellybeans thinking you're getting a good deal
on Senzu Beans.
12.-You dye your hair purple and buy a Broadsword thinking
you're Trunks (strangely,I have the feeling that some people do this...).
13.-Whenever you have to go somewhere you always jump into
the air repeatedly thinking you can fly there.
14. -You think that getting sent to detention means being sucked into the
Deadzone.
15.-You believe that New York City is actually East City.
16-You think that the Hawaiian holiday King Kamehamea Day is
a day where everyone is taught the Kamehamea or practices it.
